I'm giving a toast in a language I don't know

I'm standing in a ballroom with chandeliers made of frozen orange juice, and everyone is raising a glass. I speak for ten minutes in a language I've never heard, and the crowd laughs at exactly the right moments. When I sit down, the person next to me says, 'You did that perfectly,' and I realize I've been asleep the whole time, or maybe I'm still asleep now.