Elevator chimes at a wedding

I'm DJing a wedding last night in my dream, but every track I cue comes out as the Muzak version of itself—just gentle chimes and a plodding bass line. The couple is swaying politely, and the father of the bride keeps giving me thumbs up, and I wake up wondering if this is what I actually sound like after the hundredth 'Uptown Funk' of the season.