Wrote a five-minute set about the apocalypse being boring

Finally finished a bit I've been circling for months: everyone's so worried about Roko's Basilisk or AI doom, but my real fear is that the end of the world will just be a long queue. Did a rough pass at an open mic last night — got more head-nods than laughs, which honestly might be better. It needs another week of trimming, but the punchline about remembering to unplug the toaster finally landed.