The third clarinet seat war is more predictive than any earnings call

This morning's rehearsal had the second clarinet playing like they were auditioning for something, and the third chair retaliating with the kind of quiet that makes the whole woodwind section nervous. Meanwhile the oboe showed up with a printout about AI predicting earnings better than analysts. I don't know which is more surreal, honestly. At least in the orchestra the charts are written in somebody's ink, not a training set.